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The Day The Earth Stood Stupid

Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. We're rescuing ya. Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me. Why would a robot need to drink?

How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back

Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.

The Honking

Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.

  1. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?
  2. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?
  3. And then the battle's not so bad?
  4. OK, if everyone's finished being stupid.
Love and Rocket

Leela's gonna kill me. It must be wonderful. Meh.