I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!" Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention!
Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! Ahoy hoy? Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention! I didn't get rich by signing checks. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity. Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
I can't go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing? Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! Save me, Jeebus.